Showing posts with label author Calame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label author Calame. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Call the Shots

Calame, Don


Genre: drama, humor



Three boys.
One goal: make the next big low-budget horror film.


And . . . action! As the uproarious trio returns, sensitive Sean takes the spotlight — scripting a low-low-budget film while fielding unexpected female fans.

Coop is cooking up another sure-misfire scheme (big surprise), and this time the comedy plays out from Sean’s point of view. What’s the new master plan? Making a cheapo horror movie guaranteed to make Coop, Sean, and Matt filthy rich! It’s a terrible idea, and Sean knows it. But he actually is desperate for cash — and for a way to wipe that big fat L off his girlfriend-less forehead. But when he agrees to write a script about the attack of zombie-vampire humanzees, he has no idea just how powerful a chick magnet this movie will be. Suddenly Sean is juggling not one but three interested ladies. There’s his accidental-girlfriend-turned-psychotic-stalker, Evelyn. There’s the wicked hot actress from drama class, Leyna, who seems willing to do anything to land the starring role. And even his twin sister’s gothed-out best friend, Nessa, is looking at Sean in a whole new way. Will any of them wind up as Sean’s true leading lady? Will Sean stop being a doormat and finally start calling the shots?

Beat the Band

Calame, Don


Genre: drama, music, humor

Three boys.
One goal: to  keep their sophomore year from going up in flames

Cooper redmond has only one thing on his mind: tagging as many bases as possible by the end of sophomore year. He's already picked out a prime target: the divine Prudence Nash, whose sexy serpent tattoo haunts his dreams. But when Coop is paired with the infamous "Hot Dog" Helen for a semester-long Health project on safe sex, his hopes of making it to the Majors are suddenly DOA. It's going to take something seriously epic to resuscitate his reputation -- something like winning the Battle of the Bands with his best buds, Matt and Sean.

There's just one problem: they totally suck.